Alien Nation Cerberus

The AlienNation Story: After Earth was struck by a ten-mile wide asteroid, a sixth mass extinction event occurred, ending human civilization as we know it.
What life remained would be impacted as never before...for carried inside the meteors core was a primordial, regenerative being, a billion years old, known as Primus.
And soon Primus would change everything, into nothing ever seen: from beasts to buildings, from the fly to the sky, an Alien Nation was born.
The Cerberus" Story: Loyal to the end, the wolfen Cerberus guarded his master Primus, granting spirits an audienceif not an exit.
His lion claws, serpents tail, and imposing mane of snakes struck a fierce presence in this new world of peril.
And his shiny red manhood with a knot at the bottom, and a pearlescent swirl throughout its crimson coloring, stood out as a reminder of Cerberus' primacy in the kingdom of Primus! One Year Warranty.
Now Vibrating- includes a 10 speed rechargeable bullet